I FORGOT ABOUT KERMIT GULAG
this will forever be my favorite sentence on the internet
unidentifiedskeletalremains-dea:
imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what
The Magnus Archives season one: slow and eery build up to the idea that all these statements are connected and there’s something much much bigger going on
The Magnus protocol season one: Mr Blobby is a government assassin
Thinking about him (the soldier in Poynter’s Faithful Until Death painting watching an apocalypse unfold around him with horror in his eyes as he tries to keep himself standing beneath a doorway, based on an actual 19th century archeological find of a man in full soldier’s garb under a doorway at Pompeii)
We see you, fictionalized version of a man who died nearly 2,000 years ago in Pompeii. And we grieve for you still.
i’m afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential
two sentence horror story
How the fuck do you not know what Ibuprofen is for. How are people out here being fake fans of medicine.
quarters are insane. 4 of them is one real money? what the hell