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slopmaster9000:

slopmaster9000:

I FORGOT ABOUT KERMIT GULAG

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this will forever be my favorite sentence on the internet

unidentifiedskeletalremains-dea:

owldude:

imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what

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kirianthedivorce:

The Magnus Archives season one: slow and eery build up to the idea that all these statements are connected and there’s something much much bigger going on

The Magnus protocol season one: Mr Blobby is a government assassin

hamletthedane:

hamletthedane:

Thinking about him (the soldier in Poynter’s Faithful Until Death painting watching an apocalypse unfold around him with horror in his eyes as he tries to keep himself standing beneath a doorway, based on an actual 19th century archeological find of a man in full soldier’s garb under a doorway at Pompeii)

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We see you, fictionalized version of a man who died nearly 2,000 years ago in Pompeii. And we grieve for you still.

cringefail-clown:

springselkie:

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i’m afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

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two sentence horror story

jelloapocalypse:

mangosteen:

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How the fuck do you not know what Ibuprofen is for. How are people out here being fake fans of medicine.

lmaonade:

quarters are insane. 4 of them is one real money? what the hell

literary-claustrophobia:

What people think DnD is like:

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What it’s actually like:

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